Ever been shat on?

Well the unthinkable happened...I had heard people joke about it, had never seen it with my own eyes & laughed when those that experienced it ran for cover...
A bird shat right on my head...It was maybe one of the most disgusting things I have yet to have happen to me...Some people tried to reassure me that it brings good luck- They can take it...I got enough luck on my side...Me & my brother joke that we have horseshoes permanently up our arses because of the things weve gotten away with in life...So Ill stick with my horseshoe & being Irish, yall can take the bird shat thing...

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  1. In hindsight, maybe bening shat on is what brought you the "luck" you needed (not really - but we will go with it) to soar to new heights with your blog & get nominated for the "Top 25" competition.....
    Just a thought....

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  2. Haaaa Denise...Maybe you're right:)

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