Well the unthinkable happened...I had heard people joke about it, had never seen it with my own eyes & laughed when those that experienced it ran for cover...
bird shat right on my head...It was maybe one of the most disgusting things I
have yet to have happen to me...Some people tried to reassure me that it brings
good luck- They can take it...I got enough luck on my side...Me & my
brother joke that we have horseshoes permanently up our arses because of the
gotten away with in life...So I’ll
stick with my horseshoe & being Irish, y’all can take the bird shat thing...