Fired again...Forced to launch Operation Ellen...

So I’d give anything to take a bit longer to spend with my Bubs...But financially it doesn’t make sense for our family...That being said, I have to go back to work in August...I thought – well delusional dreamed that once I started the blog, that it would just take off...I didn’t really know too much of the blog world and I thought I was being so open & so creative...But in reality, everyone is doing just that....So, before I discovered the beauty of blogging & this whole creative community I just too confidentially thought what I was doing was new...But it’s sooo not- people have been doing it for awhile and have such amazing sites, ideas & photos...All I got is me...Truly...I don’t have an amazing talent that I’m teaching others about- like hair, fashion, or cooking....I don’t really have any all inspiring thoughts and my photos are from a blackberry torch that I constantly have to super glue together {wishing beyond belief for an iphone} and a spanxed camera....SideNote: About this spanxed camera....My fabulous friend & Guest Blogger, Matthew Montgomery will be sharing soon a story just too funny to not laugh out loud...He promised me after the night he’d never tell a soul...Yet I've personally caught him numerous times feeding the story to a crowd...It’s one of his all time favs...


Anyways, the point is I was beyond confident and maybe I really do dream in rainbows & butterflies, but I just really didnt have a clue...And to boot, besides the piss poor photos, missing talent & ideas, my writing is ridiculous...I know it- I just write how I talk- take it or leave it...I’m sure for some of you dear friends, at this point, you want to ring my neck about my writing style...to those literary geniuses...loosen up...don’t judge....just don’t think about it and enjoy...

So in my delusion- I beefed up the concept in my mind, that I would be making moula off the blog...you know sponsors or advertisers...So, I signed up for Googles Ad Sense & agreed to this bloody long agreement without realizing what gets you “fired” so to speak...Well, looks like I got fired...I looked up my site a lot on my phone & friends might have clicked ads- I’m not 100% sure...either way- I didn’t have a lot of money- maybe close to $45...Anyways, she’s a gone & I’m a fired...Ive only been fired once in my life when Laurs & I worked for a Greek Community Banquet Hall & pretended to be Greek...Good times!!! Once the manager caught me pretending to talk Greek to the drunk old men, I was a gonner...

Then my other idea -Operation Ellen seemed to be brilliant in my head- but once I saw how ridiculous I look in the videos & realize just how many people try to get her attention that got a bit deflated too...But if I'm putting it all out there on the blog, I might as well follow through...So please, no judging...Trust me I feel as much a tool, as you think I am in the videos...So, here goes...Operation Ellen- Video One:


Also, big ShoutOut to my lovely sister-in-law & Guest Blogger Ash, for her creative ideas, videography skills & listening to me dream up silly ideas like this...
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1 comment:

  1. lol you definitely do not look like a tool!!The video was awesome! Also, I haven't used the word tool in ages...may I borrow it?

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